Dodge Caliber SRT-4 Forums - Off-Topic Discussion

Jacksonville FL trip

MINI HEMI — Thu, 09 Sep 2010 00:31:38 GMT

I will be in Jacksonville FL tomorrow w a buddy that has a boosted mini. If anyone is in the area, txt or call me so we can meet up.
912-484-1034

Caliber will be gone soon

Wish I Had a Nice Car — Wed, 08 Sep 2010 00:12:55 GMT

Just finalized the paperwork for a 2011 Mustang GT! Black on black, 6spd manual, 3.73 gears. :icon_cool:

Got a whopping 16.8k trade in for the Caliber. There will be no part out, sorry. They have to go out of state to find the GT so hopefully i'll know tomorrow morning when ill be getting it.

Why Can't All Women Be Like This?

RatherNotSay — Tue, 07 Sep 2010 19:57:08 GMT

YouTube- Stop Emotional Eating!

Alaska cruise

CALIBRTD — Tue, 07 Sep 2010 15:50:50 GMT

Anyone ever been to Alaska, or a cruise there? Been considering it. Looks like an awesome place

Ninja!!!!

xcaliber_SRT4 — Tue, 07 Sep 2010 00:41:15 GMT

Got sick of looking at the big a** silver muffler so a quick paint job with HH BBQ paint makes me a happy camper, also did my heat shield...lovin it

Made a new front plate holder painted BBPC and raised so that the AGP FMIC can shine in all its glory!

WAL*MART drive through

6 sec car — Mon, 06 Sep 2010 23:55:36 GMT

wow

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Nashville, TN

daniel5616 — Mon, 06 Sep 2010 22:41:48 GMT

Had the day off today and realized that Nashville is only like 25 mins away from where im currently at. I was wondering if anyone knows of any good clubs or bars to go to. I took a walk down broadway and district street, that seamed to be the main streets around there. I got another 3 weeks here in symrna and just trying to kill some time.

NappyTown southside

BGP — Mon, 06 Sep 2010 18:02:25 GMT

I was in town this weekend. Was down in the T MotorSports parking lot with my man Apex and three other NSRTs representing Indiana SRT Owner's club.

Saw two black and one silver CSRTS going up and down South 31,ya'll didn't see me over there??? LOL!!!! I even tried to honk and wave. I guess prowling for victims takes a lot of one's attention....:tongue3:

Import Face Off 2010 Tulsa

DCCALIBERSRT4 — Mon, 06 Sep 2010 17:31:51 GMT

ANYONE GOING??

Thinking of.....

dvs1j — Mon, 06 Sep 2010 05:41:23 GMT

Getting a 2010 Avenger R/T. Priced one out online and it only comes to $26k. I owe less than $19k on CSRT. I need to get a more practical ride and CSRT is killing me on insurance. My DUI from years ago and red light violation dont help any matters. :evil7: I like the look of the car. Originally I was looking to buy a Magnum but the Cali caught my eye and she came home with me. I cant trade my car for a Magnum and I will only take a R/T or MSRT8, plus those damn cars are hard to find. Two kids (growing) i need a comfortable ride and space. I like the Avenger (looks like a mini charger) and the price is right where I need it to be. Any opinions??? :icon_question:

Heading to Alabama! If you wanna meet up!

7angofragger — Sat, 04 Sep 2010 16:48:12 GMT

Road trip to alabama! I'll be jut south of Huntsville. If anyone reletivilly local wants to meet up, text me! (931)626-5410

Not another one!!!

turbojosrt4 — Sat, 04 Sep 2010 00:24:44 GMT

Just so we are clear on this....

GreaseMonkey — Fri, 03 Sep 2010 20:57:54 GMT

Awake

JoshPlug — Fri, 03 Sep 2010 09:02:07 GMT

And cant sleep....im bored....i rooted my droid now i cant get service idk whats wrong..someone talk to me lol

Thought this was too funny

James T's CSRT-4 — Fri, 03 Sep 2010 08:14:28 GMT

I got these in a email, couldnt resist sharing them...

The older we get....
� ONE

Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets.

I asked for a half dozen nuggets.

'We don't have half dozen nuggets,' said the teenager at the counter.

'You don't?' I replied.

'We only have six, nine, or twelve,' was the reply.

'So I can't order a half dozen nuggets, but I can order six?'

'That's right.'

So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets

(Unbelievable but sadly true...)

TWO

I was checking out at the local Walmart with just a few items and the lady behind me put her things on the belt close to mine. I picked up one of those 'dividers' that they keep by the cash register and placed it betweenour things so they wouldn't get mixed.

After the girl had scanned all of my items, she picked up the 'divider', looking it all over for the bar code so she could scan it.

Not finding the bar code, she said to me, 'Do you know how much this is?' I said to her 'I've changed my mind; I don't think I'll buy that today.' She said 'OK,' and I paid her for the things and left. She had no clue to what had just happened.

THREE
A woman at work was seen putting a credit card into her floppy drive and pulling it out very quickly.

When I inquired as to what she was doing, she said she was shopping on the Internet and they kept asking for a credit card number, so she was using the ATM 'thingy.'

(keep shuddering!!)

FOUR

I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car.
'Do you need some help?' I asked.

She replied, 'I knew I should have replaced the battery to this remote door unlocker. Now I can't get into my car. Do you think they (pointing to a distant convenience store) would have a battery to fit this?'

'Hmmm, I don't know. Do you have an alarm, too?' I asked.

'No, just this remote thingy,' she answered, handing it and the car keys to me. As I took the key and manually unlocked the door, I replied, 'Why don't you drive over there and check about the batteries. It's a long walk....'

PLEASE just lay down before you hurt yourself !!!

FIVE

Several years ago, we had an Intern who was none too swift. One day she was typing and turned to a secretary and said, 'I'm almost out of typing paper. What do I do?' 'Just use paper from the photocopier', the secretary told her. With that, the intern took her last remaining blank piece of paper, put it on the photocopier and proceeded to make five 'blank' copies.

Brunette, by the way!!

SIX

A mother calls 911 very worried asking the dispatcher if she needs to take her kid to the emergency room, the kid had eaten ants. The dispatcher tells her to give the kid some Benadryl and he should be fine, the mother says, 'I just gave him some ant killer......'

Dispatcher: 'Rush him in to
emergency!'

Life is tough. It's even tougher if you're stupid!!!!